Fake cum is a specially formulated or manufactured liquid that is created to look and feel identical to the real thing. In most homemade varieties, made of benign ingredients and usually of materials such as flour, water or various food thickeners, the kitchen would become a fantasy laboratory for creative and playful experimentation.
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There are two main ways to make fake cum.
In fact there are several methods for producing artificial sperm, and I shall describe several of the more plausible and feasible solutions.
First, and easiest, there is the one that requires just milk, sugar, water and a smidgen of black tea.
When the two liquids are mixed in have them well whet up together until or until a fizz be raised. If your output looks like flat beer, either you’re really dehydrated or you’re doing something wrong. You gentlemen need to start going for that premium beer head.
And it'll taste even better if you add just a touch of arginine!
Now here is a more lab-quality method that I've come up with:
• Bring a pot of water to a boil.
• After that, you put the 1/3 flax seeds and rice and boil the rice to perfect mush and bubble it.
• Let everything simmer for a while until the rice is cooked and soft.
After this, take the mixture, and strain through a fine meshed strainer placed over a deep bowl, keeping the hard rice husk part aside, and collecting the thick, glued portion that settles at bottom.
• Add a teaspoon of starch to this paste and mix it properly till it becomes of spreading consistency.
Of course, you will need to find a way to keep the mixture warm. This is very similar to real semen in look and feel.
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You can also add a little bit of food quality arginine powder to increase the smell--it is digestible so it is safe in case baby happens to smell the playdough.
Edible guar gum or starch can create a texture emulating that of seminal fluid.
Even though semen is usually off-white or slightly yellow, milk is probably the least controversial (and possibly the most tame! As a rule of thumb, since I'm not there when the milk is actually being produced, grass-fed milk at least gets close to something that looks in line if you want something that looks more real.
Safety Measures
• While you don’t want homemade projects to become a source of lifelong embarrassment and patches or stains, you should also stick to ingredients that are safe for skin and non-toxic. I promise you the last thing you need to hear at social events is 'so I had a fake semen accident'.
• Watch out for allergies: As with introducing anything new to your skin, always do a patch test first to see if you have an adverse reaction to this product. This just takes away the chance of you having any possible discomfort, and nobody likes surprise reactions.
• Keep it sanitary: After you use your silicone grease brush, it is recommended to clean it promptly. Any remaining remnants might inadvertently become mold-spores nest.
