Have you ever found tentacles arousing just by thinking about them? Imagine that YOUR penis (or vagina) is caught up in the slimy mess of that sinousy arms, welling up with goopy slime and the hundreds of suction cups stimulating different parts of your Self at once?! This blog about tentacle dildos will examine the fascinating fascination with tentacles!
Origins of tentacle dildos
Strap yourself in for a wild ride through the annals of time. Let me present you to the ultimate tentacle daddy, the legendary Katsushika Hokusai. His pièce de résistance, The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife, or as it’s become fondly known, “My Husband’s Out Fishing, So I’m Getting Slobbed by Cthulhu’s Crossfit Bro”, is from all the way fucking back in 1814, and is proof positive that tentacles have been tied to sexual deviance since seven years before the date this photo was taken.
Why Tentacle dildo is so wonderful?
If we’re going to be honest about the situation, the tentacle is essentially a reimagining of what is, perhaps its most basic form, a male appendage. What is the most basic design of tentacles? They usually all the same thickness, perfectly smooth and without any R-18 vibrations. But don’t let the simplicity of them fool you there is way more than meets the eye.
How long can tentacle dildos be?
The possibilities are virtually endless. Their tentacles are able to access areas that would be impossible with regular tools. They can be of all types of sizes from a tantalizing “upright stone level” to a cheekiness “just a tease.” And we must not forget about the unsung hero of this story, the amazing 360-degree rotation. Tentacle dildos can squirm and twist and turn as well as going in and out, so they can really hit the target in a very targeted manner.
Useful Gameplay Development in benefits
Stripped down from their earlier, ersatz male replicas, tentacles became the perfect vehicle for giving pleasure to women. “But, tentacles always have inherently wild characteristic no matter how rudimentary such creatures are and those can extend, twist draw pretty and interesting patterns and remind of something sensual not only visually but also by touch. But the real fun starts when you start adding more tentacles to the picture. Alternatively, in cases where one really wants to just go all out, the two could combine and morph into a single, enormous mega-tentacle, act in unison for torment's sake, or simulate community behaviors that engender shared sensations of joy.
Let's also consider those adaptable tips: multi-tipped tentacles have the ability to hold, pound, or, heck, suck, so they're the adult version of a Swiss Army knife, full of utility. Hollow tips? Perfect as clitoral suction and milking toys. And, as if that isn’t enough, tentacles can introduce anything from eggs, to an aphrodisiac into one’s genitals – because why have the average time when you can have a sexy, grand sci-fi time? They can even function as medical technology to draw blood. Tentacles are good at multitasking, aren’t they?
Here is the life hack to end all life hacks: “wearable tentacles” that look like barnacles. I'll never find myself in a mess because of my love of tentacle, ever again. Put on some slick gear with a tentacle theme, and bwamo — you've got tentacle action in your pocket, wherever and whenever you need it. Optimum lifestyle is something you can simply live perfectly discreet in a classroom full of sweat, working with and without effort from the fields. For the community, we lovingly call this a glow-up.”
Helpful tips for using tentacle dildos
So, now that we've gone over all the tantalizing thoughts they can inspire, let's share some beginner information on how to use them in the most effective way! Here’s how to use that delightful contraption for maximum pleasure.
Pick the Right Calm Spot: Family, let us never underestimate the stance. Pick a spot that will make you comfortable and ready to go into your headspace. LARGE+ Remember to lie back ever so slightly with a cosy cushion under your bum to get into the right mood.
That, And One More Thing: Go easy on the tentacle dildo and ease it in as softly as possible. In so doing, it exponentially increases your comfort and the joy of "oh damn" factor when you are able to enjoy it.
No Jarring: Change up the way you move for fresh sensation on all the sweet spots and the vibrator is ergonomic handle: Cruise in comfort. Wiggle it back and forth, or use a bit of a twist for extra fun.
Don’t fall asleep on your clit, it’s part of the game! Once the tentacle dildo goes to town, tease the hell out of yourself by fucking yourself with a free hand or adding a small vibe. Believe you me, that mix is an absolute mammoth game changer and a one way ticket to the seductive land of mixed orgasm city.
