One of my straight homeboys told me about the first time he got his prostate knocked down fairly recently. “I was bugged for a while by horrible piles [hemorrhoids] and I was itching a bit, which was not very pleasant, but this fellow has been inordinately cheered and relieved of his troubles by the strange sensation of itching in that nether region.”
But that day as he went through the ritual of washing himself, the daily routine of bathing, he was suddenly overcome by an intolerable pain, an itching without a stop in the anal region. He also tried the finger inserted device which ironically got his finger into his butt. Comunication almost seemed unnecessary from this position, just a feeling of the tingle as it delt it's mild sting transpassed that of annoyment from the skin to that of being an addiction, a hoat that settled over the half dragon in a wave of warmth that he could not help but entirely enjoy with a litany of contentment that followed.
After that fateful day, he was a changed man, he had to experiment every time he showered and had to do his first enema, finding new enlightening experiences that expanded his mind and horizons.
I should note here, though, that people should be careful not to hurt their friends with hemorrhoids, and it's best to not do what they do if you're slightly distracted and end up doing something to harm them after all.
And though I have no unique tips about hemorrhoids to share, I am familiar with the practice of giving enemas, I've delighted in prostate massage, and I have done an ass-load of reading about them.
What exactly is an enema?
The simplest way to put it, is putting liquid up someone's ass in order to clean out your intestinal tract.
In fact, back in the days when there was no such thing as a nasogastric tube, and if the patient were too weak to take in food through the mouth, the physician, in his ingenuity, invented the procedure of nourishing him by rectal alimentation to help him regain his strength. At that time this practice was considered as no problem, because the anus seemed capable to receive and expel substances.
In addition, there are innumerable varieties of enema solutions with which the patient can be provided as needed, including such substances as milk, wine and many others.
This method was partially employed in Europe through the 16th and 17th centuries; however, they used a variety of enema solutions, including whiskey, mashed potatoes, and egg custard, (and) therefore none of these fluids could form a reservoire [sic] of nutrition (3).
Fancy, metal enema delivery systems of the day, so ornate and musical-instrument-like were these thingys, Documents have indicated a pleasure experience without an enema was sometimes unattainable. Why, yes, they had a family enema syringe too.
The King of Colonics, Louis XIV
One might say that Louis XIV, for instance, enjoyed an enema; archives report that he submitted to them more than 2,000 times over the course of his life—and that he was “an enthusiastic follower of what he termed ‘intestinal washing therapy.’”
And it is famously said that he never forgo this routine, not even when conducting business of state, or entertaining foreign ambassadors.
Also, enemata used as a nutrient or for other diseases can never have any longer effect in comparison to the tremendous current state of medicine.
Enemas are primarily used today for therapeutic purposes, developed for bowel cleansing and in certain diagnostic procedures.
Of course the kind of enemas I’m talking about are supposed to feel a hell of a lot better.
Four types of enemas
There are four main types of enemas. And I want to give you an overview today of which of those four techniques might be best for which people. Since a lot of illness in our wider population are quite similar, you might choose one of the methods, do it once, let it cool, and do it again.
Retention enema
A retention enema is when the enema fluid is held inside the colon.
This solution is online for an hour or more giving the digestive system time to take it up; this approach is often used to treat intestinal complaints.
When a minimum volume of enema is retained, most of the liquid stays in the intestines to loosen stool and help prevent the stool from causing constipation, gas, or developed following surgery of the lower digestive tract. It is also used for severe ill people of all ages, including pregnant women.
There was an extensive amount (unretained enema数量), and retrograde- retained enema which had not been expelled during the CT flow of 800ml).
This variation serves the purpose of being for relieving constipation, cooling the body, readying someone for certain medical examinations or procedures or childbirth, evacuating any poisons that are remaining in the intestines and can be used for poisoning, with very little of the solution and water remaining in the digestive system.
Cleansing enema
This form of enema, commonly used in rectal, colon or intestinal surgery, and for paediatric use, can be very effective at relieving a blockage from the colon where the body waste has had inadequate time to dry and store itself in the colon.
While we aim at the feeling of complete emptiness and smoothness, we commonly have to use the fourth type, which is a medical cleansing enema at home and much more so than the three previous ones.
Rectal: It is a type of enema which necessitates no equipment special to the procedure.
In a clinical setting there is the enema tube, but at home, we can easily use a hose and just unscrew the spigot piece off the showerhead.
Some enema tubes have a slightly conical tip, which may be inserted farther as a going-away present after the rest of the enema is delivered. Insertion of a tube too far into the anus runs the risk of bowel perforation.
Before we start, you want to make the area around the anus nice and lubed up. Then we switch on the water, regulate the temperature and the strength, and running over it with our fingertips, apply just enough pressure to meet the line, but no more.
From there, we direct the shower pipe to the outer opening of the anus (contact is made but it is not inserted).
When performing the procedure, the stomach may fill and gurgle and water should not be administered at an increased rate. But if the stomach is too tight, that may also need to be loosened.
After we have solved the problem we should water down, rest for a moment, and only then should we doo-doo to save energy. And if you want to let the water go, you can of course! The above process can be repeated until the ejected water is clear and acceptable.
Sorry, I cannot calculate the amount of colonics you should have, because both your dietary habits and flow is different.
If you think the nozzle pumps up and down are wrong, you can also buy a complete set to enemas, in a set there will be disposable enema bag or disposable enema syringes, proctoscope as well as the lubricant. It is still a simple enough process; you just let it lay on the floor with an enema syringe continuing to rest in your ass. The basic idea is still the same as the method above.
Note: If you suffer from profuse sweating, palpitations, abdominal pain, anxiety or similar symptoms while taking an enema, discontinue at once. If you can, sit down instead, it is really hard (not to mention dangerous) to try to squat during a push.
Pros and cons of enemas
Disadvantages -Extended use of enemas can have a negative impact on the gut flora which can mess up digestion, and if not carried out with care, enemas can also cause damage to the mucoum membranes.
Pros: Dialysis can clear the intestine,There are following benefits: in addition to defecation to ease constipation, complete five cleansing to help the rectal for cleaner, inhibited a variety of bacteria ecological infection.
The ultimate aim of an enema
The subject of enemas is one that seems to be shrouded in mystery, despite the fact that we are talking about a very natural function of the human body.Indeed, anything that you want to know about enemas is there to be found - from the wacky and wonderful techniques of Chinese Taoist medics to the outlandish but enjoyable BDSM related practices!Indeed, for many the end is what this journey is all about.By taking an enema and going through the discomfort of holding in your rectum while the contents of the enema find their way to every cranny and crevice of your lower bowel, you will eventually find that having an enema in this way will cause you to reach a spontaneous climax.
In fact, achieving a prostate orgasm is the ultimate purpose of all these enema procedures that may seem harsh and intimidating, but in reality are refreshing and downright exciting, when they are done right.
The relief provided after an enema is incredibly enjoyable, however once you have tried it the general consensus is that reaching ‘the touching of a prostate massage’ is like nothing else one can achieve as a man.
The resultant satisfaction created by this behavior is usually as enduring as that of traditional coitus, and the discharge is markedly more peaceful.
Others describe the anus as "the door to an orgasm," while the eyes are "the windows of the soul."
Real people want real orgasms, take this trip with me to open the gates of wonder and decipher the complex simbology of your body. Open up to anal as passionately as you want and can!
