Greetings, pleasure-seekers! I'm just so happy that you found your way to this complete guide to some of the most entertaining, inexpensive, and guaranteed to-style-up-your-life ideas I'm about to shower you with. Dildos, the lovable bastards, come in an impressive array of shapes and sizes and while they can be awesome, they can also be cost-prohibitive or difficult for someone young / living with parents or a roommate to purchase. So, why not do it yourself and make your own? So let's begin a magical journey exploring the art of making your own dildo out of whatever DIY things you may or may not already have in your house. Let me tell you are you in for a treat!
Always put safety first!
Before we go any further with the sexy stuff about this fun workshop, it would be remiss not to mention safety - an important factor that no-one should ever ignore. Avoid a disappointing do-it-yourself dildo experience and enjoy the experience of your do-it-yourself dildo by keeping in mind these 4 important safety tips:
Stay Away from Smashable Materials: The last thing you’ll want are materials that can easily break, splint, or shatter. If you want to verify if your selected objects are durable in real life, try punching them against some hard object to see their durability in a real world situation.
Beware the Unclean, Unholy, or Poisoned: When it comes to one's personal pleasure, cleanliness is next to godliness. Use common sense and avoid the use of toxic chemicals: it’s better to clean with steam or boiling water to get your stuff clean.
Smooth The Edges: Ensure there are no sharp edges as thay may be hazardous. Any sharp edges can be sanded down either with a piece of sandpaper or a nail file so that the experience is a safe and enjoyable one.
Use Lube and a Condom: Use a condom with your dildos every time to create that germ barrier! Use with a premium lubricant for added pleasure and a smooth experience.
The Best Home Goods for DIY Dildos
If you’re new to the world of sex toys, try these objects from around your house:
Candles
Pens
Various kitchen tools
Makeup brushes
A bottle of lotion
The handle of a hairbrush
Toothbrush cases
Sharpie markers
Bottles of mascara
For a more refined and more satisfying process, consider applying a larger candle - or even these:
A TV remote
Hammer handles
Rake handles
More Lotion - A bigger bottle of lotion
Flashlights
Plastic or baseball bats
Bubble makers
H2O blasters
A container of shampoo with no pop-off top
A tennis racquet handle
Pro Tip: If you choose to smoke out with an object, make sure to sandpaper down any rough surfaces, disinfect it thoroughly, add a condom and lube generously.
DIY Dildo Designs: The Top 5
The Natural Décolletage: Believe it or not, fruits and vegetables can be just as handy for a bit of boobage. You have options with cucumbers, zucchinis and carrots, but be sure to put a condom on them to avoid the risk of sinus infections and sugar and pesticide residuals.
The Magic Marker ¹: This one is easy and versatile. Just put a marker pen in a condom, cover the pen with a washcloth, wrap it in cotton balls and duct tape, and have fun with your invention!
Clone-A-Willy Kit: A personalized dildo that you can make using your man’s penis, amazing! Blend the putty, pour the silicone into the mold, put in a vibrator, and let it set. And voilà, a personalized concoction awaits!
The Handle of the Screwdriver: Handles of many different tools can be incredibly useful. Once you cleaned and sanded the handle, you can wrap it with a washcloth, use a rubber band to secure it and then a rubber over it to keep everything in place during use.
The Rocket Bottle: A small bottle of shampoo or lotion can become a great DIY dildo! Just lube it up, pack it snugly inside a condom, sterilize it and sand off any jagged bits for a blissful experience.
Remember, the options are nearly infinite. If you want to create new ways to have fun with yourself, creativity is your best friend. So look around your house and sift through things until you find something that feels perfect, and you’ll find your new best toy. Happy orgasms to you, and happy crafting!
In conclusion
There you go, dear friends! An in-depth how-to guide on the craft of making your own DIY dildos with common household items. And it not only saves you a hell of a lot of money, but also adds a fun-having and inventive dash to your personal life. Remember to be safe, but don't be afraid to get creative. If you enjoyed this information be sure to share it with your mates to spread the love. Until next time, happy do it yourself crafting!
