TikTok is in the midst of an unanticipated monster dildo renaissance, and it’s all thanks to some frank admissions from so-called size queens. Gone are the days when your For You Page, aka your FYP, would be exclusively stuffed with the playful shenanigans of dancing challenges and them pesky cat memes that used to litter it, at least it is for now. You know the one video you’ll see when you’re scrolling through TikTok these days. It has a glittery, neon-drenched unwrapping of a monster dildo that somehow dwarfs the length of a Subway footlong sandwich, complete with subtitles that read, “When they said ‘go big or go home,’ I took it literally?” We thank thee for your eagerness to join us during this heady moment of, as the French call it, monster dildo madness.
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‘When speak about your size was hidden and whispered about are behind us. The #BodyPositivity looks have stridently crossed over into adult industry with creators like @VibeCheckQueen racking up an impressive two million views for her monstrous viral monologue that provocatively-posed, "But why should men get all the fun of 'compensating'?" From where I'm sitting, that monster dildo of mine isn't a threat, (*) it's an unapologetic statement of sexual sovereignty, and proud personal agency.
The Marvels of Engineering (Not What You Think)
The deranged toys now available on the market hardly resemble the rubbery, clunky, cumbersome products that your grandma might have had. Instead, we are now discussing:
Dual-layered silicone textures that simulate, well, the finer nuances of reality absurdly well, represent advances that probably shouldn't be possible yet.
An assortment of customization options: glow in the dark? Absolutely. Adaptable suction cups that are made so you can enjoy shower adventures like no other? Yes, and how, and a big checked box for that trend.
— TikTok-Enabled Inventions: A creator’s “wrist fatigue” led to the genius #HandsFreeChallenge, and manufacturers have since developed spinning bases that are conveniently operated via an app.
The Phenomenon of "Unboxing Therapy"
"Gen Z approaches sexual wellness with the same thoughtfulness as they do skincare — and just as they seek aesthetically pleasing packaging that they can show off on Instagram, they also seek sex products that represent their values, including respect, pleasure, and consent," wrote Dr. Lena Marquez, a psychologist with a perceptive eye. After all, a pastel-hued monster dildo shouldn't be constrained to the title of "toy," if it can also easily double as a striking decor element for dorm room walls and personal mood boards. The whimsically designed “Jurassic Spark” dildo, which the creator @UnboxingTheTaboo unboxed as ASMR 😂. This monster dildo, hilariously shaped like a T-Rex, racked up an impressive 4.7 million and a bonkers 12,000 "Add to Cart" clicks.
Caps on Size and Safety
So before you excitedly jump on this too-much-information trend, it’s important to remember that water-based lubrication is your friend – think of it like bacteria’s worst enemy. If you are wondering about a size that is potentially Marvel superhero movie costume sized, you should probably look at the detailed size chart. For real, you’ll want to search “Monster Dildo 101” on TikTok — yes, I too feel very cĺicheŕé with that description but hear me out — where nurse SexEd has great advice. Her brief, three-minute video guides will help keep you from making those “OMG I am such an idiot” mistakes out of the gate when you first start exploring this world.
In summary, the monster dildo epidemic is about much more than sensational shock value. For those new to size and the more familiar members of “The Club,” the point isn’t really about size at all, but about reclaiming pleasure on your own terms — with a good dose of humor and levity, if you can, like TikTok so magically provides. As the user Dildo Diaries explained in graphic detail about her encounter with a 10 inch unicorn- themed design, my ex partner used to call me ‘too much.’ It’s a playful jab at him — now, “too much” has assumed a fresh, popular meaning.”
